because modern online articles are filled with 800+ words of literally no meaning other than getting the viewer to see the 2,000 ads plastered on the website
Scientists at the Science Lab for Sciencey Science this Thursday have found a thing. The thing is a science thing found by scientists at the Science Lab for Sciencey Science.
Nobody doesn’t like molten boron
Nobody doesn’t like molten boron
Nobody doesn’t like molten boron
Nobody doesn’t like molten boron
Nobody doesn’t like molten boron
Nobody doesn’t like molten boron
“Some people misspell it ‘seance’;” reports Fleeg Fleegerson of the Science Lab “But there’s two C’s and an I in it.”
because modern online articles are filled with 800+ words of literally no meaning other than getting the viewer to see the 2,000 ads plastered on the website
New Thing Found By Scientists
Scientists at the Science Lab for Sciencey Science this Thursday have found a thing. The thing is a science thing found by scientists at the Science Lab for Sciencey Science.
Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron Nobody doesn’t like molten boron
“Some people misspell it ‘seance’;” reports Fleeg Fleegerson of the Science Lab “But there’s two C’s and an I in it.”
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Omg this is the very first moment in my life that I might start to look forward to AI writing articles.
And… it’s already over. Bc such articles may be shorter, but they will find their own way to become enshittified for the sake of profits.
And seeing that immediately invalidates whatever claim the headline makes, so it’s important to know.