• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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      24 days ago

      Exactly. Loss of bodily control is loss of bodily control. The more foul the fluid, the deeper the spasm.

      That being said, I hope and pray that I never get shit or puked on. Please God. I’d puke so fast.

      I’d probably get over it, but fuck that’s just too much.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      24 days ago

      Comedian Patrice O’Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.

      “Hell yeah got so much dick in there there’s not even room for air!” (Toot toot toot)

      I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.