Hey, I was wondering if you can update your commit with a punch in the face, if possible? No pressure thanks for contributing!

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I used to host board game nights with random people and met a girl there. After a month she was like, “Okay wow you REALLY like Board games.” Like… Yeah?

I says what I says.

Bourdain’s life was incredibly complex.

From being a rebel bad boy who is also to a incredibly loving person, to a father who wanted to do everything for his kids while also leaving half the year to work.

He helped shine a light to the beauty of the world cultures while banging hookers. He was the guy who would give you the shirt off his back and then rip into you on a bad day.

He’s a complex dude. Someone who I admire from the distance and would absolutely hate to be in the same room as him.

Person posts shitpost.

Commenters getting triggered.

Nice job OP!🍿

OP screaming at the top of their lungs: “Why are you kids so socially inept?!”

(Kids awkwardly backing away from this crazy person)

NGL I came to the comment section to read about how furry parties were sex orgies with costumes.

But all the comments of actual attendees are incredibly wholesome and apparently my mind is in the gutter.

I gotta admit that’s brilliant.

I drunkenly stumbled to a Furry outing a few years ago. It was really cute watching human-sized furry people hugging each other.

I agree. The only thing that makes it NSFW would be talking about it at the workplace. Like you can’t share this in the office Slack.

I’m still on the side of we need more tags than just NSFW/not-nsfw. Id say this is more Porn.

Comedian Patrice O’Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.

“Hell yeah got so much dick in there there’s not even room for air!” (Toot toot toot)

I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.

But its full of shit and the people downstairs smell like used diapers.

Holy shit all this time it wasn’t BITCH TRAP?!

I told my neighbor that.

If you owned a mine, I can’t promise I wont attach some assumptions about you.

She’s everything I expect from a white South African who became incredibly rich from owning a emerald mine.

Conspiracy theory is that this is another one of Elon’s sock puppet accounts. A version of his mom that appreciates his work.

Oh okay thanks person who commente “she’s cute” under pictures of young anime girls

Can confirm: am expert at experting.

Ah a brand new cycle in the Matrix simulation. I hope in the next one, we catch Jeffrey Dahmer. and the James Cameron Avatar films doesn’t suck.

Yeah here you go!