• d0ntpan1c@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    Best be careful when changing sheets anyway. It’d be a shame if your mattress wasn’t properly killed before being shipped from Sqornshellous Zeta and it went on a flollop rampage after being exposed to too much sunlight.

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        3 months ago

        Douglas Adams / Hitchhikers guide references.

        HIGHLY recommended.

        Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that’s just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.