Sunny' 🌻@slrpnk.net to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months agoHow often do you change bedding and bath towels?message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down13
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareHow often do you change bedding and bath towels?Sunny' 🌻@slrpnk.net to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 months agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squared0ntpan1c@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoBest be careful when changing sheets anyway. It’d be a shame if your mattress wasn’t properly killed before being shipped from Sqornshellous Zeta and it went on a flollop rampage after being exposed to too much sunlight.
minus-squareyeah@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI guess you don’t know where your towel is.
minus-squaredustycupslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoDouglas Adams / Hitchhikers guide references. HIGHLY recommended. Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that’s just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.
Best be careful when changing sheets anyway. It’d be a shame if your mattress wasn’t properly killed before being shipped from Sqornshellous Zeta and it went on a flollop rampage after being exposed to too much sunlight.
am I having a stroke
I guess you don’t know where your towel is.
Douglas Adams / Hitchhikers guide references.
HIGHLY recommended.
Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that’s just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.