Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.
I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
Speaking of generic names…
Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/
I’m all for names with some weight on them, but give the kid a normal name and just tell people, “We call him Kicker.” Let the kid make up the story for why. Everywhere has a little line for ‘prefers to go by’ now, and you can avoid the problems (and don’t try to say there aren’t any) associated with names that don’t fit the average idea of normal.
Sounds like how Russians name their kids
“little fatso yummy toes” more likely
I’m the shovel and I dig you
I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I’d name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it’s pronounced “David” to mess with teachers.
Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious…
Don’t lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.
Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.
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Is Please like and subscribe your other child?
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Promised my wife I’d save that for our firstborn daughter
It is more of a girl’s name, traditionally.
“Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!”
“THE MACHINE”
He is the machine!
I know someone who goes by Kil
Fast forward 20ish years to a post in nominativedeterminism about someone named The Shovel being caught burying the bodies of his parents that he murdered
Hopefully he gets reduced time for the mitigating circumstances
It’s Hammer time!
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