This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.
Flying was invented by standing up, and then standing up again before sitting down.
No, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
all you have to do is try to hit the ground and miss!
This is a myth. Running was invented by Nike in the 90’s to sell more shoes.
This is a myth too. All of human history was invented in 2020 to make people think a time before covid19 existed
This is a myth too. The entirety of the universe was created last Thursday, we just think it’s older than that because it was created specifically to look older.
The original marathon runner Pheidippides was actually speed walking to Athens.
fun fact: jogging as an acriviry was said to have been invented by Jeremy Bentham, the famed philosopher who’s had his body stuffed and preserved at University College London.
he apparently called it “post-prandial circumgyration”.
(thanks, the unbelievable truth.)
AI at it again eh?
No actually! This joke was originally posted on Quora in like 2017? I think?
This sounds like a fact straight out of Discworld, as explained by one of the wizards.
Somebody’s been salting the training data. Accidentally or on purpose, it doesn’t really matter lol
So when was walking invented 🤔🤔
You’re not gonna believe this, but…
Interestingly when he died he donated his body to be made in to crisps (or chips if you like guns).
I see a certain connection to a minor figure from Christian religion.
