When animals learn to drive.
That man will never find peace. Everyone else should be grateful we aren’t stuck spending our entire lives with him unlike him.
He might not find peace but he might find a job as a voting polling station attendant.
Honestly, the empathetic part of me really feels bad for the guy because he’s clearly being influenced by fear, but the logical side of me says that guy isn’t gonna get the mental help he needs with Trump’s healthcare plan anyway.
This person squirms rigidly in bed and grinds his teeth at night, every goddamned miserable night.
This person also viscerally, aggressively refuses to seek qualified mental and emotional care.This is a clear example of what murdoch and limbaugh and infowars and breitbart and all that word-salad excrement does to the mind, what they push society towards.
They misspelled “coexist”.
While I hate that those stickers of Calvin are bastardizing Watterson’s work without permission, they are a great way to identify douchebags who’ve never read a C&H comic in their lives.
Of course the rest of the stuff in this particular image give it away too.
Absolutely. Reminds me of people who use Punisher logos.
The Venn diagram on that one is basically a single circle - check the “coexist”.
It needs a few confederate battle flags, Israeli flags and/or SS runes.
I do remember Benghazi. It’s the event Republicans spent years trying to find something illegal about at a huge waste of my tax dollars and were never able to.
It was where a prominent member of my gaming community was killed.
RIP Sean Smith/Vile Rat.
o7 something something eyes forward the cyborg something
Fly Safe o7
Am0k. is recruiting.
I bet they’re on the ACA
I’m intrigued by the proposition implied in “step aside girls, the alpha males are back”. Why are we telling the girls to step aside? Don’t alpha males like girls?
There is nothing manlier than gay sex.
Women are too feminine.
Now, his truck poses a paradox.
“The alpha males are back”. So, by that phrase alone, suggests that the alpha males were removed from their place of power. But if they were removed from their place of power, were they really the alpha males to begin with?
Hmmmmmm. The mind wonders. But hopefully not for too long, since this is stupid. It’s all stupid. None of this matters. I hope he hits a pothole, and breaks his axel. Then he can yell at his government for not fixing the pothole, and the government can tell him that taxes were lowered during the trump years, and now the city doesn’t have as large of a budget for all those city services…like filling potholes.
FREE GUNS INSIDE!
What’s that sandwiched between “Good riddance” and “stop aside girls”? It looks like the guns are supposed to spell something, but I can’t figure out what.
Coexist
It’s a play off a popular bumper sticker where the word is shortly using religious symbols.
Not sure if this was a lead into a joke or honest question, Im slow to some nuance when its just in text. Looks like “Coexist”. Probably making fun of the similar decals spelled with religious symbols.
Genuine question. I thought the two letters sandwiching the X were the same letter.
Yeah, it’s really a crap design, even for a joke.
It’s supposed to be “coexist”. A spoof of this, I suppose. I feel so owned.
Ah, thanks. I’m not familiar with bumper sticker culture, so I’ve never seen this one before either.
Space alien?
French?
Coexist, mocking a common liberal sticker.
What is the date of suicide?
And if America is soo dead why are you trying to change it? Quietly confident you don’t recover after suicide.
They apparently want to use America’s corpse for some Weekend At Bernie’s style shenanigans.
Id watch that.
Important question- is America played by a statue of liberty, Uncle Sam, Lincon, or some generic person wearing an American shirt, hat and rifle?
Lincoln would probably be the best option for comedic content. Though Uncle Sam works probably work pretty well too.
A black man was elected president in November 2008.
Ah, heard about him. Wasn’t he the last coherent president? Should get another in a few months.
🤞 fingers crossed 🤞
Hmmm, I wonder what it was about Obama’s election that bothers them so much more than earlier Democrats…
It was the tan suit wink wink
No, it was the dijon mustard
Ah yes, the different (coloured) mustard was the issue, silly me.
That dastardly healthcare thingy.
This guy’s dick is so small even Science couldn’t find it.
