Who stands this close to someone?
People who fuck each other
Or creepy rapists and idiots that think they can manipulate them who very quickly find out.
The fact that this is playing out like firecracker and homelander is just weird
Kripke doesn’t fucking miss.
Yes shes fucking him 🤢
Yes shes
fuckingpegging him 🤢FIFY
Are they what?
Are they… Playing a game?
That is truly terrifying. I commend you.
IDK what Laura is doing, but I know Marjorie and Lindsey are very upset about it.
The mad rush for regressive trailer hoes scampering for the local druglord’s sroom peen.
She’s a terrible human being, for a variety of reasons, but also she’s somehow only 31?? The hate has aged her faster than Palpatine
31! He’s old enough to be her grandfather! 🤮
31? What??? The lady looks like 70.
Have you seen pictures of the female Nazi concentration camp guards? Most of those photos are of 25-35-year-old women. Evil and cruelty are indeed very aging.
To be fair, they almost definitely smoked like chimneys and wore extremely toxic makeup, as one did in the 30s and 40s
There’s one woman whose extended social circle sometimes mixes with mine and she’s apparently only 35 but looks to be 50 due to excessive smoking and drinking. She always stands out due to her elaborately and tastefully dyed hair so I’ve started conversations with her a few times purely about her hair
Her face looks like plastic. How does her face look like plastic when she’s 31?!
She’s 31?! Goddamn, it looks like being evil really takes it out of you.
Botched up cosmetic surgeries will do that.
Aaahhhhhh! So that’s why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.
Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a birthday flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.
Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.
Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!
I hate all of you for this thread lol.
It’s like clapping two chalkboard erasers
Like blowing dust off an old library book
Representatives for the party claiming to be the family values party?
Most moral and Christian president ever! /s
Ehh honestly I suspected he and Melania were divorced in all but legal status since about 2017. Have you seen the super cut from around that time of him trying to hold her hand or otherwise show affection and her swatting him away?
She’s at least sucking him off.
How dare you dishonor her memory like this
Probably not; there’s no way his dick still works.
This is why viagra should be illegal. Either you eat vegetables and work out, or the world is safe from you when your prostate wilts.
There are some serious injustices in this world. One of them being, despite her being a diaper filled garbage bag on the inside, Melania is absolutely stunning. Everything else aside, what the fucking fuck?
She’s mid at best unless you really like pinched faces and super high cheek bones.
Melania is stunning in the same way laser cut glass figurines are. Sure they look cool, but do you want it on the shelf in your house?
I’d liken her to more of a corpse flower. A big, unique, beautiful flower is blooming but it smells like vomit and dead bodies. But I agree with your point and despise those laser etched crystal things.
Just look at her and don’t be so jaded. I am literally comparing her to Laura Loomer.
I remember seeing The Ugliest Hat Ever and laughing to myself like, “oh god they’re gonna be sooo embarassed when this turdnado finally falls.”
Heh heh. Ehhhhh. Anyway.
You were saying something about guns?
You have no right to beam that image into my brain.
Diaper Don Does Watersports (accidentally)