That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.
Me: Pineapple doesn’t deserve to be on a pizza!
This: Exists.
:O
Pineapple is banging on a pizza. You’re missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.
Add banana and some sort of spicy, tangy sauce and I’m in
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no, banana
Spicy food in general should just not exist.
This is the most British comment on the internet
Mate what
Give me the good pain. I want my BDSM food
This dude lives in the Midwest of the UK
I’m sorry you feel that way. More spicy food for the rest of us though, so not that sorry.
Man youre missing out
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What is this, 1860? I spent my entire childhood barely touching spicy food, like hell I’d want to go back to that miserable life.
God is dead and we killed him
hahah good.
But this a biblically accurate depiction of an angel. God should be proud.
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No wonder China wants to invade
I think this pizza might actually be enough of a bioweapon to fend off the PLA
some food recipes don’t need to exist
I guess this is retaliation for General Tso’s Chicken
Franken fidget spinner.
This pizza looks like it’s brother killed the entire clan and left.
looks like some symbol
Huh. So we have all the cheesy, melty goodness that sits around the chicken and calamari, and when you finish with that it’s like a sweet dessert? Maybe if you only have one slice, so it’s like you are eating a three course meal: Appetizer of cheese and chicken, meal of the calamari, then the oreo.
I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.
Good god. Burn this world now
i think the problem is the oreo. remove them and add a chowder sauce?
Maybe save the oreos for the last slice?
With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us