• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    3 months ago

    Ilan and Ilya are drinking in a bar in Dubai in 2124.

    Ilan: “My great-great-grandfather was a Palestinian”

    Ilya: “Bullshit!”

    Ilan: “It’s true! He was one of the 9/11 hijackers. Called himself Abu Jihad.”

    Ilya: “Well, my great-great-grandfather was a Ukrainian”

    Ilan: “No way”

    Ilya: “He was. He made kamikaze drones from iPods and lawnmower engines”