Kamala Harris’ plan as a running mate was to brush past JD Vance as nothing but a rubber stamp for Donald Trump. But now that she’s the presumptive Democratic nominee, her campaign is seizing on the Ohio senator as a major liability, looking to her own vice presidential selection process and the contenders’ public auditions to drive home the point.
Vance is a bearded albatross.
Vance is what you get if you put a Creed tape in a Teddy Ruxpin.
Don’t you soil the name of Theodore Ruxpin by associating him with the likes of either Creed or that couch fucker.
I truly almost spit my coffee everywhere. Holy shit that’s a good one.
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More like a bearded clam, it might explain why Trump wanted to grab him.
Remember: Albatross are good luck as long as they are alive. Vance is a wet fart in an enclosed room.
I’m wondering if he’s just a troll to make Trump lose.