• Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It’s for… a personal project.

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        Are we to believe that famous actress Margot Robbie doesn’t have some sort of connection for bulk medieval weaponry?

        I am shocked and dismayed.

      • Masamune@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

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      something something ‘watery tart’ something.

      You know how to kill any party? Start quoting Monty Python.

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      5 months ago

      The woman = Amy Coney Barrett

      The pond = DC swamp

      The sword = Official acts