Hilton, 43, accused the industry, which is worth billions of dollars, of being more interested in making money than protecting and caring for the vulnerable children it is responsible for.
At which point the Republicans present smiled, nodded, and made mental notes to check their investment portfolios.
“Vulnerable children you say? Ah… uh Ms. Hilton, you do know the presidential candidate for our party ran the miss teen USA pageant?
Oh yes he even bragged about how much he liked to walk into the girls dressing room and how they (us republicans now) just him do that cause he is famous you know…”
At which point the Republicans present smiled, nodded, and made mental notes to check their investment portfolios.
“Vulnerable children you say? Ah… uh Ms. Hilton, you do know the presidential candidate for our party ran the miss teen USA pageant?
Oh yes he even bragged about how much he liked to walk into the girls dressing room and how they (us republicans now) just him do that cause he is famous you know…”