• Moonrise2473@feddit.it
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    54
    ·
    5 months ago

    Shareholders present at the company’s annual meeting Thursday, held at Tesla’s Texas gigafactory, cheered and gave a standing ovation when general counssel Brandon Ehrhart announced the results of the vote. The margin of victory was not immediately clear.

    “I just want to start off by saying: Hot damn, I love you guys,” Musk said as he leapt around on the stage Thursday. “I think we’re not just opening a new chapter for Tesla, we’re starting a new book.”

    Can’t imagine how much a Elon fanboy those shareholders are. “Yay!!! Let’s give billions of shares to the craziest billionaire in the world! Surely he won’t dump them to pay that xitter fiasco, surely the price won’t crash, we’re going to raise more value on an already overvalued company”

  • chknbwl@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    5 months ago

    “In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.” ~ Negan Smith Elon Musk

  • ALQ@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    5 months ago

    I don’t know why I bothered to hope. I’m so tired of being disappointed in humanity.

  • NigelFrobisher
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    5 months ago

    Does this mean the coffee machine in the office kitchen is not getting fixed?