• joelfromausEnglish
    251·
    6 months ago

    I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”

    • harmsy@lemmy.worldEnglish
      14·
      6 months ago

      In my family it was variations of “Hello, Joe’s whatever. Insert rhyme here.”

      One of my favorites was “Joe’s mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em.”

      • HatFullOfSky@lemmy.worldEnglish
        15·
        6 months ago

        My dad’s go to is “Joe’s Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking”. Sometimes he’ll shake it up and answer as Bar instead

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayEnglish
        3·
        6 months ago

        “Jimbo’s Fish Fry; you hook 'em we cook 'em!”

        Was always my favorite. Probably because I would love to take a restaurant a bucket of fresh-caught bluegill and come back in a couple hours to dinner. Filleting all those little bastards is a pain…