- In short: David Brian Shinner, 62, has been sentenced to three and a half years jail, with two years and one month non-parole.
- The court heard Shinner pulled a gun on a chef in Branxton, NSW, because he was angry over the quality of his sweet and sour pork.
- Shinner pleaded guilty to using an offensive weapon at the restaurant.
Exactly! If every chopstick was actually a rifle then everyone would be safe.