• 𝚝𝚛𝚔
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    6 months ago

    I have no idea who Scott Beutel is, but every year since 2016 I get a notification from Google that his birthday is today. I have no one in my contact list by this name, no one on any social media friends list, and no email correspondence with his name (except 12 monthly notification emails from Google).

    So uhm happy birthday my dude I guess? You are now 8 years older than the first time I got this notification. That means you are somewhere between 8 and 117 years old (assuming you’re using an alias, Maria!).

    • PetulantBandicoot
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      6 months ago

      Happy birthday Mr. Beutel. I don’t who you are either, but you must be someone important to be sending unsolicited birthday notifications, so here’s to you.