• UnfortunateDoorHinge
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    4 months ago

    Now you gotta do a Nationals Bingo card. I’m thinking:

    • Middle aged guy with a gut
    • Ad with them leaning on a fence post staring into the fucking sun
    • “fair dinkem policy.”
    • “telling it how it is.”
    • On Sky News them Morning Show every alternate days.
    • obsessed with Wokeness.
    • high blood pressure from reacting to Victoria state politics everyday
    • pretty fucking racist but it’s ok because all my mates are cool with it.
    • pretty fucking sexist but it’s ok because I have a daughter.
    • dinners with all the real estate developers.
    • opposed to any climate action because they’re super is in BHP