ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 27 days agoA Rare Issue With the Swastidumpsterpawb.socialimagemessage-square117linkfedilinkarrow-up1785arrow-down16
arrow-up1779arrow-down1imageA Rare Issue With the Swastidumpsterpawb.socialThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 27 days agomessage-square117linkfedilink
minus-squareTaleyalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoI’d make a crack about declaring war on puddles but they’ll probably do it at this point
minus-squareYarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agosorry but since it’s in crack form your sentencing has a mandatory minimum.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoWe’re sorry to report that rain is now communist.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoOr a lawn sprinkler. Or a slip’n’slide.
You’re describing a puddle.
Terrorist puddles!
I’d make a crack about declaring war on puddles but they’ll probably do it at this point
sorry but since it’s in crack form your sentencing has a mandatory minimum.
We’re sorry to report that rain is now communist.
Water now woke. Immortan Joe time.
Or a lawn sprinkler. Or a slip’n’slide.