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PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don’t need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I’m better than that
OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it
GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth

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    1 day ago

    Our ancestors presumed we wouldn’t be stupid enough to stop eating fruit and didn’t bother specing into vitaman C production.

    They also presumed we wouldn’t sail the seas for long distances with only salted meats and booze so jokes on them 👈👈