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minus-squarepsudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months agoYeast in sugar is going: I’ll just convert this to poison (ethanol) to keep everything away, then whenever I’m hungry I’ll break that poison into acid Humans: hold my… Wait a minute let’s make beer! Parrots: tasty tasty poison Fruit flies: bonanza!
minus-squareDillyDaily@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAnd if my yeasty poison goes bad, I’ll just pour it over some poisonous leaves, I love salad. Don’t forget to season it with minerals you chipped off a rock in a dried out lake bed.
Yeast in sugar is going: I’ll just convert this to poison (ethanol) to keep everything away, then whenever I’m hungry I’ll break that poison into acid
Humans: hold my… Wait a minute let’s make beer!
Parrots: tasty tasty poison
Fruit flies: bonanza!
And if my yeasty poison goes bad, I’ll just pour it over some poisonous leaves, I love salad.
Don’t forget to season it with minerals you chipped off a rock in a dried out lake bed.