• Taleya
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    2 months ago

    So easy to do, a mate of mine slipped on tiles taking a 3am piss and smashed his face up badly enough for an ambulance. Nope. Nope nope nope nope.

    • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      I bought a non-slip mat after slipping getting out of the shower and missing the edge of the tub and almost every other instant life ender by ye much.

      There I was, naked, flat on my back, soaking wet, uninjured, and trying to do the math on just how the fuck I managed to fall without any injuries when everything around me in the bathroom was like: “You gonn’ die”

      The fucking full metal radiator… my god…