real and wholesome :’)

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

(っ◔◡◔)っ

The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit

(. )( .)

Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

I’m digging the new Aztec posting

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

The call is coming from inside the call

It was chaos incarnate

I love cartoon violence

Oh I do love a return to Florkposting

I’d say it’s more about retribution. There’s a craving for punishment against perceived wrongs.

I’m glad they kept the top of the glasses in frame so we know that this is from the community and not a hate crime

That sounds correct enough that I won’t bother checking the link