You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
A lot of people have trouble getting motivated.
Your comment made me chuckle a little bit.
I ask myself that same question every day. What’s the point of anything? Do I really need to get out of bed, get to work, eat food, climb out of the debt trap I’m in or even browse Lemmy?
Something like this could help ease that daily question from myself. If it doesn’t work, it’s fine. Worth a shot. Free is cheaper than recreational drugs.
is it still seasonal depression if it happens every season
Holy fuck how much money do they actually have
arbitrary npm package:
Still has 7 million weekly downloads
I’m going to suppress my curiosity and not look into whatever you’re referencing.
I assume it’s like those badgers or lemurs or something 1998 honda civets in Southeast Asia (I think) that are caged, fed and shit out those special coffee beans that tourists just fucking love.
I hope that was an anti-depressant induced vivid dream memory and not a real memory of something that actually happens.
oh
lol
didn’t cross my mind that someone would make a CLI program in js
I mean, I’ve done it, but I am a registered dunce cap owner.
Very cool
are you under 16
no
ok cool here’s a youtube short when an AI voice tells you an AI-written story over vaguely related stock footage
The planet is fucking melting and elected leaders are writing laws on herding cats
I’ve been using the internet for longer than I’ve been an adult.
I still sometimes add +10 years to date of birth fields out of habit.
Might as well have issued a mandate to nom a spoonful of sand daily.
My friend from university sends me his Rust code snippets sometimes. Ngl it looks like a pretty cool language.
There was also that tldr reimplemention in Rust that is a gatrillion times faster than the original.
I really want to give it a try but I have executive dysfunction and don’t have any ideas of what I could use it for.
Homie your pizza gonna defrost
Take it to the designated trolley zone if it’s closer
I don’t understand
Like
Why would you do that
Who looks at someone’s Nazi Sex doll t-shit and genuinely chuckles?
The only reasonable reaction is “Wass Der fick, why are you wearing that shit in public, you fuckin weirdo”
Sometimes the companies they subcontract, named something boring and innocuous like Isolace Data Systems or Wimblo Digital or some shit, fucks up spectacularly.
Like they’ll just have 400gb Excel spreadsheet called all_meta_usernames_and_passwords.xlsx stored in the company’s shared intranet and then some dude guesses the WiFi password was WimbloDigital2024 and leaks it to whoever.
why do people spend so much time being awful
I didn’t think there was a most pathetic way to out yourself as a rapist
A wise friend once said, “you should wipe your ass before you clean your home” he meant it literally, but I like the phrasing.
Get involved in local politics. Do you know the name of your Town’s mayor? I didn’t. Fucking former prison warden. I don’t recall voting for him.
I fucking knew Ive been spotting more of those fuckers who don’t show up when you’re getting mugged
Caught me red handed not reading the article
in my defence I never learned how to read
I’m not from the US
But who over there is following election advice from the fucking FBI
Aren’t they very disliked across the political spectrum?
I think it’s a joke
The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.
We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.
The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.
I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you
Canadian Rabbi who hit every emoji on his phone keyboard out of boredom while waiting for an uber has branded as antisemitic by the German Government, the IDF, The ADL and US Congress for including the Palestinian flag