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Cake day: January 28th, 2024

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  • @Tazerface @hanrahan Why?
    Think about who wrote the thing.

    CERN. Large Hadron Collider.

    Scientists and computer geeks (not in a derogatory way) whose main piece of scientific equipment is built underground.

    You know, like, in a cave.

    And, for troglodytes, “dark mode” IS the default mode.

    Proton Pass wasn’t written for people who might need to use it with any measureable amount of ambient lighting!




  • @harsh3466 @Neilia_1
    Proton has released Von App?

    Well, it was bound to happen.

    If a bunch of scientists and coders get together where the world’s largest and expensive man-made ring (the LHC) was forged deep underground, it was only a matter of time before Tolkein’s writing started to influence the decisions made by Proton.

    Von App to rule them all,
    Von App to find them,
    Von App to bring them all
    and in the darkness bind them.