I’d always heard if you’re presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of “I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one.” But I’m not sure how relevant that is for OP’s situation.

I loved my parents, but once I was on my own I was happy to live a few hours drive away.

Would be interesting to see the methodology on this, or to see how much it has changed since this was published, or to see it broken down at a county level.

Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.

Any idea what the original caption was?

Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.

Nandor the Relentless agrees with you

I used to want one of these IR blaster things to kill tvs in waiting rooms, but then earbuds got better and cheaper and more generally useful.

I’m curious about whether the number of A-10s left in operational service exceeds the number depicted by the AI tool.

I agree on both counts

Lol. I was on that site for under a month total, before the plague. All it did was get me angry all the time and I miss it like I’d miss a case of the clap.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

The text makes me wonder if they’re either a fan of a specific brand energy drink or if they’re advocating for metrication in the US.

The white font on black background plates aren’t bad looking. The black font on white background are boring as all getout and make me miss the old plates that had cowboys & space shuttles.

The car is kinda lame, in a generic “I have more money than sense and am not afraid to show it.”

This looks like eastbound Louetta Rd at Stablewood Farms in Cypress TX.

29.996855, -95.668944

Isn’t he the chomo that worked at Nickleodeon?

This looks like a table read for a Game of Thrones episode. I’m curious about which one it is.

Almost as much of an overpay as what the Browns gave Deshaun Watson

I’m almost to the point of needing new running shoes.

Once I get a new pair in the next couple weeks, what’s something good to do with the old shoes? I’d rather not just toss them in the trash.

Don’t forget the Tuesday evening goth board game nights

They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

“What’s the twist?”

“Good luck explaining all this to the IRS without going to prison.”

“…I’m fucked.”