Don’t you have some kid’s birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?

The frequency with which people have trouble with newspaper-headline grammar makes me feel old…

Some people would pay good money to have blahaj levels of teeth

Front trunk. It’s aggravating slang, but it’s been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)

Didn’t it just roll out to league of legends?

…At least six?

They’re just banking on all the parents being transphobic enough that nobody can get help from family friends

Fair enough. I was speaking towards the perspective of op. We were encouraged, not required, so there were definitely some folks who would do that.

That sounds like poor IT policies to me. In previous office jobs I’ve had, our computers were configured with our working hours and we wouldn’t shut them down at the end of the day, so that any updates could happen off the clock and minimize that sort of disruption.

You should forget anything you’ve read in this thread and play Outer Wilds ASAP. And you should go into it as blind as possible. Trust me; you only get to experience it for the first time once.

No, Ted Cruz’s pecker started pouring out beans… 😭

Coffee?

A new planet in a distant orbit, you say?
In before the signal is older than the universe itself.

I was gonna make a dark joke about a silver lining, but I don’t think losing Starlink would be worth losing GPS.

The only gripe I have with this article is that I’m not convinced why the metric of “we want people to query more on Google” should be concerning to me. That just sounds like “we want more people to use our product more”, which is a completely reasonable metric for any business, no?

It’s a search engine, so if it’s taking you more queries than previously to find what you’re looking for, that means the quality of the search results has decreased.

Instead of the search team being able to focus on quality as they had been, they were more or less pushed to sabotage the quality of search in order to increase ad revenue.

That’s my understanding, anyway.

This is why we need a corporate death penalty.

There’s also WSL though your mileage may vary.

Well that’s an unorthodox way to sanitize your phone.

Probably for the best that they cut themselves off from the Internet.