We found the thin skinned tankie.

Or the cat’s pajamas

You’re like the butt of UDP joke.

I simply forgot Gen X existed

We’re used to it.

All your water are dirted to us.

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just ‘dirting the waters’, as peeps say

Nice try, but no.

IDK. I’m just some guy, eh?

Verified Canadian

Right off the chain.

As @[email protected] said below:

Making people read half of an article:

Officers David Janusz, Jeremy Hale, Ronald Koval, Robert Miller and Joanna Piña were the ones involved

They have an amazing art museum and lots of good restaurants.

Hoser bomb:

• half pint Labatt’s
• shot of Canada Dry
• shot of maple syrup

Hoosier bomb:

• half pint Bush beer
• shot of Jack Daniels
• shot of ranch dressing

Yao Ming?

It really whips the llama’s ass.

-RIP Wesley Willis

Ah yes the generation that wasn’t even worth naming so they gave us a placeholder.

Growing up Gen X in the US was watching a slow motion train wreck where you’re able to see the causes, current wreck, and even look down the road to the future repercussions but everything you do or try to make things better for everyone is ignored, co-opted, or sidelined by the monolithic boomer voting bloc. And all the while you’re being gaslit by the beneficiaries of the current shitshow selling you an American Dream that never was true and hasn’t been remotely attainable since you joined the workforce.

You could do better (worse)

Granite that I agree with the sediment.

Yesh, and knock ot off with the avacado toast! Amiright?

Many of us are trapped by the choices of our Fox-brainwashed elderly population.

The absolutely morally bankrupt and spoiled boomers dominating the voting population with blind allegiance and rising evengelicism over the last 50 years got us here. Basically, the most self centered and selfish generation in modern American history is hell bent on fucking every generation that follows them.

A lot of us have chosen and chosen and chosen otherwise in futility. Even when we’ve had the opportunity for progress it was tempered by trying to appease the other party; in the name of bipartisanship we get a neutered health care plan that still has grift built directly into the system.