Crying like a little bitch about it on social media makes me believe the exact opposite of what he says. He was probably customer 0.

Sounds completely on brand.

“Why is everyone talking about Epstein??”

“Stop talking about Epstein!!!”

Don’t forget tracking dots….

The more they think they own the console after I’ve purchased it, the more resistance I have to getting one.

I mean, I have worn some pretty breathable crotch rocket gear in the middle of summer. I get where everyone is coming from with needing to dissipate heat from a human powered mode of transportation, and keep it as light as possible, but simply saying “no protection cause speed must be fast” is just not a phrase that makes sense with today’s and tomorrow’s technology and textiles.

If safety equipment was mandatory at the pro level like it is on MTB, everyone would have that added increase. More research and development would go into lighter, breathable, rip proof fabric and lightweight, aerodynamic hard protection. Sure, time would go down, but I don’t see why you should sacrifice safety and health for a few seconds off your times.

Always wondered why “dress for the slide, not the ride” didn’t apply to bicycles.

Fascist circlejerk time!!!

From the outside, it appears people like this have been trying to get rid of their spouses and this is a excellent scapegoat.

Doesn’t answer my question as to why we the people are allowing this to continue

Even water has a boiling point….

Why are we letting this geriatric shit stain get away with all this shit? Why are we letting all these people gaslight the country? Why is this being allowed to happen? I feel like I’m going insane…

This is how we get the movie “Upgrade”

Recent history has taught that lying, cheating, stealing and then bribing lawmakers is what leads to a better life. And a small loan of $35million from your dad.

He eats pizza with a knife and fork… allegedly

More people need to have the realization.