Im sorry but how else do you drive 2 hours into the middle of the woods where there are no other people around so you can get away from godawful society for a while if not owning your own car? Im certainly not going to pay someone else to drive me out to a favorite low/no traffic spot just to show everyone where it is and then ruin it.
Change that.
You can get a Steam Deck refurbished for very very little money.
Edit: keep an eye out on this page for them to come back into stock, or check out Valve’s partner store, GameStop.