That was so silly. I mean, it was a sample. That’s the fundamental basis of hip hop. There’s no shame in it. Why would he try to pretend it was anything different?

Tbf, he later admitted that saying that was stupid.

And the comments section without FlyingSquid

I’ve lived in GA, VA, LA, AL, SC and NC. They all have their merits.

Credit to John Mulaney for this joke

BBQ style ranked:

1: SC mustard style

2: NC vinegar style

3: ketchup style (yawn)

Disqualified: dry rub

He’s my favorite honky.

Only the finest aged pixels can satisfy the sophisticated Lemming palate.

6 beers plus $25 plus nothing equals 31 things. Dez must be doing pretty alright if he has 31 things. Rivers Cuomo only has 2 things and he’s like a millionaire.

He also has $25.

I beg to differ

Octopussian

I was speaking more about people over 40. Some places require ID regardless of age and older people often find it amusing or flattering.

Older people tend to like getting ID’ed. Just go for it either way.

Overkill. Just run a Bic lighter over your sac 30-40 times.

If your guitar isn’t covered in dried beer and blood then I don’t want to hear it.

Can we make out after?

Correct, the egg sandwich goes on a roll.

A big pile of pastrami and provolone? You better believe it’s going on a bagel. Preferably pumpernickel.

So Sweetums is Fezzik?

Yes.

The greatest music video of all time

and the subsequent TV pilot.