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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • Rare or not, get a bidet for home. It’s like $25 US for a basic model, and you will never go back. I feel like an absolute savage when I can’t use a bidet now. My best argument is this: Imagine if you fell into a pile of manure. Would you just get some dry paper towel and wipe yourself off and call it good?

    If your answer is anything other than no, I don’t have a rebuttal, but you do you.

    In answer to the question, I still wipe the water away sitting down. Standing up doesn’t make any sense as you essentially make a shit sandwich with your cheeks… and even though I’m clean down there now - I learned that way and don’t plan on changing.






  • Do you like time travel stories at all? I recently read 11/22/63 by Stephen King and absolutely loved it. Outside of that, I highly recommend The Stand, although it is a big undertaking. Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles books were great to me, although I stopped after Memnoch The Devil and didn’t keep up after that. Oh! And the Jurassic Park novel is great too, and is very interesting even if you’ve watched the movie. Lastly, I really enjoyed the Thomas Harris Hannibal Lecter series (Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal).



  • Honestly? For me I’d have to say Commander Keen. I spent an hour on a long distance BBS to download the 1MB demo with a 2400 baud modem just to try it. It was totally worth it (to me, not my grandma’s phone bill) and absolutely blew my mind at the time. Seeing that smooth scrolling and having a platformer like SMB on the PC was seriously crazy at the time.

    Plus eventually that led me to Wolfenstein 3-D which was mind-blowing itself, and then of course Doom.