

Why hide? They’re coming for us all eventually. It’s “I am Spartacus” time.
Why hide? They’re coming for us all eventually. It’s “I am Spartacus” time.
The DWIM button.
Coming soon after the Neuralink implant.
Managers about to find out the hard way that all the requirements are in the brains of those they laid off.
I’m sure coding bootcamp and AI will turn them into leet hax0rs.
i386 support to continue indefinitely.
Giving Midmid.
My reading is that everyday europeans and european politicians are stunned by the Trump tariff situation, threats of invading Canada and Greenland, and are particularly furious at American tech oligarchs. They’ve already begun transitioning away from anything tainted with American tech. And it isn’t new — they’ve been dragging it out in court with Apple, Google, Microsoft, and Meta for years.
Maybe they’ll find someone friendly like Orban’s Hungary or a tax haven micronation. That’s not someone I would count on to safeguard billions of dollars of assets, though.
What could be different this time is that I don’t think Europe will be in the mood to shield their assets in the meantime. Neither will China.
Not billion?
I’m no expert but I think a lot of warlordish thugs are the ones who oligarched their way out of the USSR’s collapse, not a bunch of doughy tech-bros.
Jeff may have shaved his head and Mark may do BJJ, but when there’s no penalty for murder I think those won’t do much against their body guards’ 9mm.
I’d hoped the sarcasm and skewering of the right with their own bigotry would be apparent but perhaps not.
Tired of being probed by these assholes.
Removed by mod
I’m so sick of this AI nonsense. The internet did not need a new source of bullshit.
This is ridiculous. Lizard people don’t molt.
Did they free the hostages yet?
Did it die, though? Last time I had to use windows for work (shudder) the Teams app process name was lync.exe. Or was it Skype?
Either way, shit’s still around.
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Trump’s or NFL’s?