i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…
i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…
can’t believe people would be so lazy as to invent an entire medium of travel that requires less skill than that of riding a bike
dude are you me or some shit, this hits way too close to home
ah, so nonexistent?
welcome to the party, sir non-chalant
guess i’m dead inside
theoretically, yeah.
in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on
by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.
whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.
i love it, thank you
you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh
this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?
…no like i’m genuinely asking, why
that is such a better name
seconding this, can barely remember anything not life shatteringly important anymore
neat is the only word here that isn’t related to a state of matter or element pretty sure
worst sentence i’ve ever read.
thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
this a fantastic unintended loop
thankfully i’m not too fucked: 9 and 10 are my tables
maybe i’ll be able to afford a whole home
batterysoonFTFY