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Holy Moses, German thrash band with a female vocalist, been around since the 80s. Also Nervosa from Brazil

No place for disgrace is amazing, one of my favorite 80s thrash albums

Agent Steel are great. If you can get past the vocals, the music is fantastic

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

Beast!

That’s cool, never seen one of those. What part of the country are you in?

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

Not knowing the history (and the article doesn’t delve into it), how did Hamilton fuck up their finances so bad that these are now their only options?

This seems like a terrible idea

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

Ring a ding ding baby

The first Cro-Mags album

But there’s Cash Prizes!

Damn, that looks nice

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!

And free toilet paper

Rise and shine! Or else…

Well, no wonder they’re cash strapped

Goddamn it, that’s hideous. Imagine being late for an important appointment, you finally get to the building, run through the lobby to the elevator and then…