Right you are, Ken.

Do they cut those lengthwise to make normal thickness spaghetti?

You forgot repealing the fairness doctrine.

Plot twist…

There’s no insects to stir it up and loosen it.

If you boil coffee it’ll be over extracted, bitter, and nasty.

Maybe we’re not the first, we’re the last.

I have suggestions:

1. high voltage. Let the wire burn its way thru the wood.
2. just replace that section of the wire.
3. it actually looks kinda stable already. Maybe just sell tickets to view it.

If it was that urgent when they put the sign up they must have found someone by now.

The inevitable outcome of this was documented in a research paper by Joe Haldeman entitled The Forever War.

Cunts

Like that one scene from The Algebraist by Iain M Banks.

I just thought it was cool that one of these things actually works for jazz. None of the other similar things I ever tried did.

Eh, I’ll up-or-downvote later.

Seems to work pretty well for jazz melodies. Well known solos are hit and miss. The only one I could get it to recognize was Miles / So What - but - it found it as a track on a Bill Evans album.

I hard of hearing.

Cool! Now do one without carbs.

More uneducated people means more power for them.

Usually some soul-jazz post-bop joint but I can never figure out if it’s Cannonball Adderley or Lee Morgan.

Awww, she’s blissed out. So cute. I wish they were all as harmless as her.