Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I still have one thing you’ll never have: a soul!

Meh

And freckles!

Wait a minute, Xena can’t fly!

Pizza, uh, finds a way

MTG is probably just jealous

Yeah it’s bullshit. One side was entirely white supremacists because that’s what the Unite the Right rally was

I’m pretty sure he says fuck in every episode he’s on

Trump claims he only used to be racist 40 years ago

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/09/10/us/elections/trump-harris-attacks-debate-tracker.html

I think this is what you should be looking at, which is at 82%

https://caniuse.com/mdn-css_properties_align-content_block_context

Oh, that’s hot. There isn’t a man alive who wouldn’t be turned on by that.

Well, goodbye.

I heard a stupid mnemonic that helps me out

Underpaid? Medicaid

Gray hair? Medicare

More like

console.log('shit');
[…]
console.log('fuck');
[…]
console.log('ass');

If only this image were as sweet as you, sir

Hymns here! Get ‘em while they’re holy!

As for Science versus Religion, I’m issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times

You’re not president!

Oh crap! I definitely shouldn’t have said it was an illegal account!

His story checks out

And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.

I thought I did.