Ultra slim scrollbars that auto-hide on a traditional monitor with a mouse or trackball input device.

OMG I choked so hard!

This is not true. However OP, I’m pretty sure you don’t have the knowledge to fix this kind of damage. I suggest to look for an electronics technician that can help you out. Depending on your budget, it might be cheaper to buy a new one than to pay to get it fixed but if it has sentimental value or it’s just a dumb TV (nowadays that is a feature IMHO)…

Building old computers.

Most things you describe are the side effects of displaying a 640x480 game on a modern LCD. I agree, however, that the default settings make the game look worse because of aspect ratio correction and the default nearest neighbor scaler. Both can be improved by either using an SVGA CRT or a pixel shader.

It plays perfectly fine, it uses ScummVM. You’re just spoiled with first person controls and a free roaming environment.

JNCO

It’s easy, a lot of companies have board members who are also board members in office space companies.

Nobody got time for that, everyone was happy listening to Unknown Artist - Unknown track

Also, coercitive coaching

They died with the transition to 3D and have resurrected and blossomed into a lot of new games and subgenres like with Disco Elysium, the Tell Tale games, The Talos Principle, Life is Strange, Monument Valley, VA-11 Hall-A… even The Stanley Parable is a point and click narrative driven game.

Really? I don’t remember it being buggy back then

I also have a NES/SNES memory 😉

PC:

• Indiana Jones & the Fate of Atlantis
• Day of the Tentacle
• The Monkey Island trilogy
• Sam and Max Hit The Road
• Full Throttle
• Loom
• X-Wing
• TIE-Fighter
• The Dig
• Space Quest 4 and 5
• Quest for Glory 3 and 4
• Beneath a Steel Sky
• Broken Sword 1
• Flashback
• Out of this World
• Prince of Persia 1 and 2
• Test Drive 3
• Ultima VII
• Doom and Doom 2
• Twinsen’s Adventure
• Descent
• Syndicate
• MDK
• Interstate ‘76
• Command and Conquer
• Age of Empires
• SimCity 2000
• SimTower

Console (NES/SNES):

• Mega-Man 3
• Super Contra
• Ninja Gaiden 2-3
• Dr. Mario
• Battletoads
• Little Nemo: The Dream Master
• Captain Skyhawk
• Kiwi Kraze
• Base Wars
• Batman: Return of the Joker
• A Boy and his Blob
• Whomp’Em
• Yo! Noid
• Fester’s Quest
• Bart vs. The Space Mutants
• Caveman Ugh-Lympics
• Ghostbusters 2

SNES

• Super Mario World
• Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
• Chrono Trigger
• Pilotwings
• Starfox
• Zelda: A link to the Past
• Donkey Kong Country
• F-Zero
• Street Fighter 2 Turbo
• ActRaiser
• Castlevania 4
• Super Mario Kart
• Secret of Mana
• Megaman X
• Final Fight
• NBA Jam
• Contra 3
• Axelay
• Super Bomberman 2
• Magical Quest starring Mickey Mouse
• Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose
• Prince of Persia (Mechner’s favorite)
• TMNT: Turtles in Time
• Zombies Ate My Neighbors
• Star Wars trilogy
• Out of this World
• Joe & Mac
• Disney’s The Lion King
• Battletoads in Battlemaniacs

N64

• The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
• Super Mario 64
• Mario Kart 64
• GoldenEye 007
• Star Fox 64
• Diddy Kong Racing
• Donkey Kong 64
• Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
• WipEout 64
• Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
• Killer Instinct Gold
• Gauntlet: Legends
• Cruis’n World

https://www.mobygames.com/game/10773/lotus-esprit-turbo-challenge/

You can eat both vegetables and dead animals at the same time. We call that a stew.

People will never understand standing in awe in front of a 256 color monitor displaying 320x200 pixel animations

Goodbye affordable and authentic Audio equipment

$39.99 IIRC

Heliocare 360 by Cantabria Labs. Used Avéne, Vichy and LaRoche-Posay before but since discovering their Aerogel I haven’t looked back. Super smooth on the skin and doesn’t cake on my body hair and it doesn’t irritate the eyes. They have an oral supplement in capsule form to reduce skin damage and photoaging. Also they offer a mineral solution. I see that Walgreens carry their oral supplement, however their sunscreen products aren’t but maybe you can find a retailer that does?