This is precious 🧡

Oh hecc borzoi did a evolve

The Weeatles

Haha I try!

Inside a box of wet wipes. Take out half the wipes, put the money (inside a baggie) in the tub, put some of the remaining wipes on top, and chuck it the storage bin under the bathroom sink with the extra shower liners and that value-sized jug of hand soap. It’s such a mundane place that most people wouldn’t think to look there. And the remaining wet wipes could go in a baggie in your pocket, so there’s no evidence the wipes were tampered with.

Yeah somehow Microsoft dodged it in 2001 which is pretty mind-boggling because they were supreme at that point

Oh snap

Ah, the beans-to-jeans pipeline.

The longer they’re down, the more people will migrate elsewhere, and some proportion of those won’t return if/when 4chan comes back.

So stupid and performative, and the catsuit “uniforms” they put them in were insulting. Jesus christ.

Short to medium length, I guess. I’m rough on my nails so I have a hard time growing them very long without breaking them. But they do grow quickly (thanks to biotin!) so they don’t stay short for very long.

A League of Their Own

Dogwoods come in shades of pink and red too, plus their blossoms look completely different.

Yup, and Ani DiFranco too!

Trump pin which is a thing now for idiotic reasons

Uber Eats could’ve brought it

Dude no. You have to actually wash them, what’s the matter with you?

Talk about a relevant username!

He’s a 7 on the Bristol scale.

Holy crap you made Winn even more evil, I thought that was actually impossible