reddit and being weird about male circumcision

name a more iconic duo

edit: shit what have I done

you gotta hand it to A24, though… this is one hell of an ambitious marketing campaign

that would be a funny sight to behold, it would surely make me smile from ear to ear

why are you complaining so much? the Doritos™ Dew™ verification can is sugar-free and ethically sourced, and it actually tastes pretty good!

no, his hair went like that after this happened when he was trying to shoot some children inside a house:

at this point I don’t know what would be funnier, Joe Biden or Trump getting elected

psyching myself up for the marathon by pretending I’m a locomotive

I like to think that the “weed or not” part is like the “hotdog or not hotdog” app from the show Silicon Valley, just a single function to identify if the plant is marijuana or not so that you can decide if you’re going to roll it up and smoke it

if this were the doohickey it ought to be the most powerful gun in the entire game, with the power to change the magical land where the narrative takes place with only one pull of the trigger

lol I once stood to the right of an owl and tapped his left shoulder around his back and he turned to check who was there lmao what a dumbass

I want to play this game because it’s fucking hilarious for a Brazilian, because “Pal” is pronounced just like “pau”, one of our words for dick. Going around collecting dick fluid is gonna be a blast

this game really makes you feel like Indiana Jones’ hat

lmao, I’m checking out the website with google translate and it’s absolutely breaking my CIA meter, this shit looks like one of these fake websites the CIA used as fronts for spies in Iraq

look at their history section, lol

also, in the SAND activities page, there’s a tab that goes into their vast social contribution:

I know that google translate does not give perfect results, but this is hilarious to me lol a completely empty shell of an organization that just sprang up out of seemingly nowhere and somehow has enough credibility to be taken seriously by the BBC, the supposed bastions of quality journalism… get the fuck outta here

she used to at least, before she was caught watching K-dramas and shot with an AA turret by Dear Leader

what in the everloving fuck is the SAND Institute? they make it sound like a legitimate organization, but literally the only mentions I can find of it anywhere are either quoting the BBC article or the article itself

these fuckers can just outright make shit up and there’s going to be some rube who’ll buy it, zero questions asked

I’m just built different

you’re welcome to try, kiddo

I want to go back to learning languages but I can’t seem to find the time between all the other shit I’m trying to learn… did German lessons a while ago, and got to what’s probably a B2 at the time, but I’m sure I’ve dropped to A2-B1 after all these years. I still keep some of my devices and apps in German, just so that I don’t forget everything.

Also, I really want to go back to studying Mandarin more casually (at least initially), but I don’t have anything that’s good and free. I’m thinking Duolingo and HelloChinese just to get the wheels turning

you’re good, just bide your time and eventually you’ll get a nice position as a scary gulag supervisor

but joking aside, medication (lithium) has helped me immensely these past few months, and if ritalin is the right one for you, then go for it if you can