as seen in terry pratchett’s last continent (i think that’s the one with the god of evolution)

i’m afraid it’s M$ or MiKKKroSSoft. your choice.

National Guard was only there to maintain peace. They weren’t ordered to break up a protest. But it went to shit

imagine being this naive. you must work at it.

so you’re allowed to do it once as long as you say you’re sorry afterwards? okay.

they liked 90s russia, when it was weak, full of child prostitutes and people were dying en-masse from substance abuse (and the barn doors were wide open so they could loot it)

how is this different from what tim walz did though?

i’d probably do

function cap() {
        prename 's/(^[a-z]?)/\U$1/' "$@"
}

it means it has to be invoked as cap *, but it also means that you can do cap foo* or whatever

when you create the alias, the shell substitutes the $1 (to nothing, probably) since your alias is in "" (double quotes).
now, if you swap the single and double quotes, then the substitution still happens, but at invocation time instead of at definition time.
you actually want perl to deal with this $1, so neither is good.

you have three options:

• write a function instead, as has been suggested
• use $'' quoting, which lets you put ’ (single quote) inside ’ (single quote) without going mad: alias cica=$'foo \'$bar\' baz'
• go insane and do this: alias cica='foo '\''$bar'\'' baz' (this is the old way, without bash’s $'')

IIRC microsoft got got about this in the ie6 days or so, looks like they found their way back to their old behavior

as long as they suggest it in welsh, sure. otherwise (or if anyone else talks to you in english, even your mum), you should pretend to aggressively not understand english. pretend you’ve never heard of such a thing.

what are you on about, there aint no bourgeoisie on the sun…

but without traditions, we’re just drifting aimlessly through life

it’s the fastest way to get crews for your navy

no dear, that’s the palestinians. the ukrainians will be mostly fine once this war is finally over.

none. you dont need a DE, you can just run a tiling wm and some terminals…

must?

yes, but old people can get over that and just stop giving a fuck and accept that they’re weird now. it must be liberating.

apple is such a weirdo fucking company. just weird little gremlins scuttling about.

it’s always hilarious when pets have people names. david. amazing.

cute cat too.