We can’t keep giving up historical symbols and flags each time some assholes decide to adopt them. The pine tree flag is objectively cool and a part of Americans’ shared history. It should not be allowed to become an exclusively right-wing nationalist symbol.

Clever porch pirate
Is making garbage look bad
What a piece of trash

Two hot beef patties.
Which part of the beef is it?
Ketchup hides the truth.

Got me. I need to sharpen my pencil, so to speak.

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not talk blog
about Real Life Club.

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not talk
about real life club.

Madame Guillotine
reveals flesh, blood, bone. Alas,
the cake is a lie.

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Homes built on sand dune
Owners ask to halt nature
Cry me an ocean

Richest man on earth
could be the hero we need.
Does this shit instead.

They offer relief
from agony of your woes:
the youth in Asia.

Eyes heavy, hazy.
There is such as too much fun.
Go home, owl. You’re drunk.

The trolls and tankies
cannot stop us. Lemmy grows!
We make this place thrive!

Thank you kind stranger! This account is a silly little experiment of mine. I glad I could put a smile on your face.

Testicles stung hard.
What would be his remedy?
Hotel comped his room.

Just proving I’m not a bot.

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Therapy or no,
we all agree Elon can
eat a bag of dicks.

This comment chain
Puts a big smile on my face.
Let’s start something, fam!

In the Peach State’s halls
fear sparks a moral panic.
GOP runs wild.

Wet fur drips and clings
Pomeranian transformed
To rat in the sink