bumblebeehellbringer [fae/faer, they/them]

The B stands for based

It is horrifying, to be sure. But it’s not the baby wasp’s fault that it was born in a house made of food, that also happened to be alive. And it’s not the mother’s fault that the only childcare option nature has given her is inside a living spider. It is horrifying, and yet the wasp is innocent- it is just doing what nature intended, in order to survive. Humans, on the other hand-- the worst humans are the most powerful, and everyone and everything they torture and kill could have been avoided. Humans are omnivores and can choose to eat food that hasn’t been tortured. Humans do not need to wage war, or run prisons, or do any other terrible things. Humans can survive without those things, and yet some humans choose to, even though they have the choice not to and brain to understand why it’s bad. That is why the worst humans are worse than parasites.

Just bc you’re not into it doesn’t mean you need to kinkshame!

Yeah! They just eat (1) tarantula and then go the rest of their lives eating nectar. And they don’t make the tarantulas extinct! Whereas a small handful of the worst humans are accelerating the holocene extinction by using their systemic power to block solutions to climate change, resulting in a fuckton of unnecessary extinctions. Parasites are so much better!

Parasites are also better than the worst of humans. They just take a little food, not more than they need, and they let the host go about their life a lot of times.

The bug is good and cool. Bugs need love too. The worst bug is miles better than the worst human. Bug supremacy <3

If you’ve ever wondered what you’d do in a genocide, the answer is whatever you’re doing now.

wwiii has started. Help people.

Way to make tiktok sound so much more based than it really is

THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE WHO GET KILLED IN EVERY GENOCIDE

THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE GETTING GENOCIDED IN PALESTINE

STOP THINKING ONLY WESTERN QUEERS MATTER

STOP THINKING ONLY WESTERN QUEERS EXIST

EVERY GENOCIDE KILLS QUEERS

QUEER PEOPLE ARE IN EVERY GROUP EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEE THEM

YES EVEN IN GROUPS OF “THE STRAIGHTS” OR “THE CIS” IT’S CALLED CLOSETING

seriously white queer genocidal takes are really pissing me off. Don’t let our communities be twisted to supporting this vile bloodshed.

Ok what if they started doing sperm races like they make an obstacle course for the sperms and then the one who gets the job is the one whose sperm completes the rat maze first. ✅ Sexist ✅Transphobic ✅ Petty and bizarre ✅The monkey NFT people need something new to occupy their time ✅High barrier to entry because you need sperm performance enhancing drugs AND drugs to hide your sperm performance enhancing drugs ✅High potential for workplace harassment ✅Gives CEO’s a chance to wank as a tax write-off ✅“Yes of course I’m working honey, I’m preparing my resume” ✅Weird “genetic superiority” complex accessible ✅Supports return-to-office corporate real estate investments because you can’t race sperms over zoom ✅A sperm race in a rat maze, they can call it the Rat Race ™️

bats are good though

I think another one may have already started

My country’s healthcare system

Hey can you mark this nsfw

It’s not good for politics but it’s good for reading about science and animals most of the time

Something something ben shapiro joke

Why don’t you compare those numbers to the number of deaths caused by covid-19. Way more people have died or become disabled from covid, it’s not even close. https://ncov2019.live/data

Yeah. The propaganda machine has told them covid is not a problem anymore, and that’s what they believe. People are being brainwashed.

That’s really rough. I’m so sorry.