I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
I see memes here that my friends don’t see. My internet points have been on the rise since using Lemmy.
Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”
Friend, if that’s all it takes, I got news for you…
Who tf considers their teeth clean in 60 seconds?
Edit: “Less time than it takes to brush your teeth…” I should have some coffee.
I love consuming guys
My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I’m awake until 2AM. There’s a place for night owls and society needs us.
The trouble is that they feel entitled to attention and get offended when they don’t receive it.
This should probably have been marked NSFW…
My first thought while reading this post was “emoji analysis”
He said outside your comfort zone
A hacker these days would know better than to introduce computers into their system.
That’s bullshit. F13-F36 should be reserved for user macros and remain unused by default in user applications.
My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .
On mobile, I’ve found that switching tabs before switching away from the FF activity mitigates this. Not sure if it’s FF, the website, or Android messing it up, really.
I am mad about this.