If you’re not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you’re doing it wrong.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

You have it backwards. She doesn’t get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.

From what I’ve seen, dudes that care that much about mushrooms are really fun guys.

“IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!” - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn’t he?

And 2 impeachments

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Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That’s so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.

They’ll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else’s phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I’ve had the phone but it’s nice to know that is an option.

Absolutely

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

Does MTG know that it’s missing from her house yet?

So now we know that “vulgarity” is what he named his penis.

Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.

Do you have a mobile code?