I don’t have 40 hours to dedicate to a single error message that pops up only on Tuesdays during a full moon and Jeff just needs to print his stupid report.

Some one needs to send the guy that did the hack this article.

Best you can realistically hope for is a check for $7.31 and free credit reports for a year till it happens again.

I haven’t committed fraud, genocide, I’m only accidentally racist on rare occasion, and I never been bribed. You literally can’t find a better source for Sabatas Carbon-based Super Credits.

Bonk.

I should start selling carbon credits. I’m just as legit as everyone else. I even have a few potted plants.

Give me something that’s not worse than pirate sites and I’ll throw money at you. Crunchyroll was great for that few months when it went legit before it enshat.

I should never be in awe at the quality of the pirate sites over the liegit services.

I bet it is like highschool where one guy did all the work and everyone else took credit…

or having a job.

Whoops, it turns out you consented to have this analytic data harvested and sold.

No reason to have kids if they can’t carry on my legacy.

I can’t wait to see my old horny comments about anime girls come up.

Thank, at least I’ll have the image of a cute girl in my head as I cry myself to sleep.

I’ll take deadly mushroom over radiation poisoning any day. Melted liver is better than melted skin.

If you give out hammers to everyone, some people will end up with smashed balls.

The name glows too brightly for my taste.

I mistook the headline for an Onion article.

Too little too late. I’m still not voting for him, demons or not.

I couldn’t afford anything with 200 a month. I couldn’t imagine 750. That’s a damn mortgage for a small house.

I’m not holding my breath on it, but paying $30 a month is a lot better than the $200 I was paying before.

Looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, acts like a duck. Clearly thats a booming economy and not a duck.