Who could forget the musical documentary of the time when every public figure from modern history, including some who had already died, engaged in a battle royale, leaving one sole survivor?

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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Lemon Demon

Old Godzilla was hoppin’ around Tokyo City lika a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before he could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens Descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick Which could shatter bones Into the crotch Of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground Writhing in pain As Batman changed back Into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through His clever disguise And he crushed Batman’s head In between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood The rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown! (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

“Do my job for me?”

“No.”

It’s important to have a scarier, if less dangerous, boogie man when one endeavors to do terrible things to otherwise rational people.

Because we didn’t know what was going on. Reagan paved the way for Trump, and it goes back even further. This has been several decades in the making. Sorry if I’m preaching to the choir here. Thanks for entertaining my rant.

That’s a really good point. It’s just a super purge.

Yeah, rewarding blind loyalty above competence is not a good long-term strategy.

Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Homer : Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Hank Scorpio : Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut, that’s on third.

Homer : Uh-huh.

Hank Scorpio : There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

Homer : Mm-Hmm.

Hank Scorpio : That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on third.

Homer : Oh, the hammock district!

Hank Scorpio : That’s right.

Habanero crepes. Going down is only the first half. The next day is wrath part 2.

Maybe it’s a typo? A mandate from a few Americans people? A mandate by the American Assets? A mandate from the BRICS people?

Me too. That quote evoked from me the loudest snort of derision in recent memory.

Emergency Broadcast System: This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Quadrennial Purge enacted by the U.S. Presidentt. Citizens classed at $100M net worth and higher have been authorized the commission of any and all crimes with impunity. All other classes are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for the rich for 48 continuous months. Fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable as soon as they’re defunded and until next term when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.

That’s exactly it. Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t. I think they probably made the smart choice. I assume breaking the law to follow orders would have been used as an excuse to make arrests and parade them around as corrupt, deep-state, Bidenistas.

Yeah, it would have been more honest just to tell USAID employees to lick their elbows.

Yeah, but I think that was mass hysteria caused by bad PR. Clowns fill an important niche in the ecosystem. They generally keep to themselves and shy away from people. Confirmed clown attacks are extremely rare. Even the 2016 sightings had more to do with development companies expanding into their historic habitat than clowns actively seeking out people. I saw a movie once in which a clown was forced to live in a storm drain after his home was paved over. Starving and panicked, the inevitable happened when he was cornered by a child. Had he been relocated, he could have joined another circus and lived a full life. If you see a clown in town, remain calm. Do not approach the clown. Do not feed it. A fed clown is a dead clown. Contact your local ringmaster. They are especially trained to capture and relocate clowns. If you can, I highly recommend donating to your local clown rescue. As a side benefit, they often have education programs that allow kids to learn about and interact with them safely.

My man!

I like to listen to human music:

Human Music