Those period simulator machines are the closest we can get to public cbt. When I’m having a bad day watching videos of cis guys overreacting to them is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine.

I’m a perfectly normal and well rounded adult though.

It will never cease to amaze me how much elderly workers lick boot even when no management is around to hear it. “Aww jeez, corporate higher up that we rarely ever talked to isn’t around anymore? I didn’t like what he said but I like the way he said it. “You know your schedules, so show up to work!” (Referring to people reasonably wanting to stay WFH after covid.)”

It’s like watching a dog gleefully eat its own shit and lick its lips afterwards.

At my heaviest with DD’s I never had to use an arm to keep them up, much less both. On an actual human those would be at least F cups.

Even in their weird fantasies they won’t admit that her tits would sag down to her belly button if they became that big from multiple pregnancies.

Why not both?

Shot and chaser.

I know it’s an AI generated car, but it’s kinda cute.

I wonder if that extra glass dome space up top would double as storage space for things like groceries.

That’s interesting, I’ve done something similar to news sites that block you from viewing them and scrolling down.

I used to take one of my adblockers and select individual elements to block in hopes I could read the article normally. It rarely worked and typically I still wouldn’t be able to scroll. Did you happen to do something similar with youtube a couple of weeks ago when they started getting more aggressive and adblockers didn’t have their filters updated yet? If so maybe reinstalling your adblocker will help, but tbh I’m not amazing with technical stuff like this.

Thank you for posting this, the comments made me want to try and get the ad blockers to work again instead of copying and pasting into a private browser. I’ve been stuck doing that for several weeks now and it’s very tedious.

And you know what? I got it to work, at least for now!

Here’s what my issue was: I was using too many adblockers at once. So I turned off everything but Ublocker and Sponserblock, and cleared Ublocker’s cache before updating it as another user recommended. It looks like it’s back to normal now! And yes, I’m using Firefox.

Hopefully that helps someone with similar issues.

Is this the movie ya’ll were talking about on kissenger fucking died day?

Hell yeah, I’ll try to make it.

“Everyday is an interview.”

• Some corporate shithead today

As much as I want to be a fucking gremlin, lighting the corporate bridge behind me with a gasoline trail as I scream the truth giddily and run streaking my bare ass, I’m trying to be as careful about this as possible.

I’m autistic so subtlety isn’t my specialty, but hopefully the holidays are so distracting for my coworkers that I can tip toe and quietly figure out the best strat by 2024.

Buuuuuut if I can’t I suppose I can accept that some fires are inevitable. Ultimately my fellow workers deserve the truth.

Everyone gets a free piss, as a treat.

Babies

Learned blursed knowledge at work today that could either lead to people getting paid more…

ooooooor people rage quitting and taking up to a year to maybe get replaced, meanwhile I need this job for at least another year and the work will pile up once again with people gone.

You could fly across the world, miss work unpaid, hire a translator, stay at a nice four star hotel, see the sights, eat at fancy restaurants, get seen by a cancer doctor, and stock up on as much medication that customs will allow with a prescription for less than a single vial dose costs.

Is this where the Kissenger-is-fucking-dead party is gonna be at tonight?

I keep getting free vegan meals out of it and lately it seems like she’s been trying to get on my good side by cutting meat out of her diet… most of the time lol.

I don’t realistically expect her to go vegan but despite that she’s been getting my hopes up a little bit more every time I meet with her. Her dietician recently told her to stop eating dairy as well.

She told me she’s still going to eat normal food for thanksgiving though.

Ah, so they wanted to avoid the pizza hut issue.