I just had flashbacks to Yahoo’s “Babel Fish” and its lousy translations.

As opposed to a mere by-stander.

Falafel, Lahmacun…

At least now we know how long it takes to make it look like a suicide.

The school books say it can’t be here again.

👁️‍🗨️

I pictured something like this:

Lick mercury? Plenty of people carry lumps of it right in their teeth, 24/7.

Evil shit.

“protect”, more like “corral”

But who washes the robot’s hands?

Doesn’t look like him at all.

Do you have any idea what the average naked person looks like?

Makes me wonder what the French equivalent of “glue pizza” will be.

Wasting a lot of time on “explaining things” is an excellent indicator of overstaffing.
Which is completely orthogonal to the question of remote work or not.

Motion to bring back the girdle book.

What the hell was that?

OCD as a mass phenomenon.

So that’s where all the weird time loops and energy fields just floating in space come from.

That’s a wrap.