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Hear me out, the egg one but balanced with more brown sugar than white. It’s very similar to the Tate’s brand chocolate chip cookies.
Seriously. Reading through this thread has been insanely idiotic. Guess the criticism in the meme hit hard on some butthurt little boys anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯
If we’re talking strictly food items, my aunt sucking on hard candies. Bonus torture points for doing so while smoking in a car with only my window hardly cracked (because that’s all that was allowed) and being constantly on/off the accelerator without any reason the whole car ride. I cannot express how trapped I felt in that car sometimes…
That or people sucking goddamn marrow out of goddamn bones.
Put some respek on her name!
How timely - I just finished reading Solaris earlier today! Maybe one day we’ll be out there getting haunted by the simulacra guests…
Reminds me of Mac and Dennis
Ope!
Lincoln filling out them grey sweats
Women are the most vulnerable in the world
Huh. A bit hyperbolic, but is it?
I have no idea what I mean but your reply made me realize I really want raisin jam to be a thing…
And a complementary turkey baster, too!
Oooh gay kill me harder daddy
I’m old Gregg!
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Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway
What happened to his crusty ass since the bout of freezing anyway? GOP shove him in a corner out of view?
Wait, if you didn’t have her number how else were you gonna ask her out than in person??
I’m old Gregg